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"Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. “I just went up and said, ‘Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?’ He got real surprised, as you’d expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, “A pumpkin? Damn…is it midnight already?"
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- Jon on Strait of Hormuz being the most important waterway on the planet.
Bill Maher kicks religion’s fucking ass in this movie.
He talks with so many different people and completely annihilates their argument using the only understandable thing that exists in this world: LOGIC.
The guy is just plain brilliant.